HOW TO WHEELIE.
1. GET A JACK, AND FIFT UP THE FRONT OF THE BIKE.
2. EAT LOADS OF CURRY BEFOREHAND, SO YOU GET A BIG BUILD UP OF PRESSURISED GAS.
3.QUICKLY REMOVE THE JACK, AND AT THE SAME TIME, LET RIP, SO YOU SPEED FORWARD.
4. IN 30 SECONDS FLAT, YOU SHOULD BE A MILE DOWN THE ROAD.
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TO DROP OFF, YOU NEED TO REMEMBER THIS.
1. RIDE UP SLOWLY TO THE EDGE OF THE DROP.
2. AS YOU DO THIS,KICK DOWN ON YOUR FRONT FOOT, TO POULL THE FRONT OF THE BIKE UP.
3. THEN, GROW A PAIR OF MAGICAL WINGS FROM FAIRYLAND,AND GLIDE ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE DROP.
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